No, that’s not a commentary on League of Legends players. Instead, it’s a fair description of any groups I’ll be in over the weekend.
Yes, I’m finally going to make the leap that 15 million other people have and give League of Legends a try. I may even make a video of it so you can all laugh at my ineptitude. I just e-mailed my two LoL writers to ask their advice on a champion, and the coolest punter in the NFL, a.k.a. Chris Kluwe, responded with “Ashe is pretty easy to start with, she’s a ranged carry so basically stay in the back and shoot people. Rammus is fun as a tank.” I think I like the pew-pew aspect better and will give Ashe a try, or maybe Sivir.
And if you see a lonely noob named Karzender out there, feel free to invite him to your group… just don’t expect to win much.