All The Sports I’ve Seen In Person, Part 2

Read the thrilling Part 1 here! Continuing on…

6. Detroit Red Wings at Ottawa Senators, November 1, 1996

Score: Detroit 2, Ottawa 2

The only NHL game I’ve been to, and the last time I’ve been to Canada. Which, actually, almost didn’t happen. Growing up in northern Minnesota, we often went across the border, which was literally about a mile from my house. It was no big deal; you just spoke to the nice Border Patrol person, told them if you had anything to declare, and went about your business.

In 1996, Decipher was running regional tournaments for the Star Wars CCG, and I offered to fly to Ottawa to run the one there. Imagine my surprise when I found that, no, you don’t just spend a minute telling BP that you’re a nice person but actually need a passport. Wait, why are you taking me into this little room and questioning me? Yes, I’m flying here to run a card game tournament. Do you think anyone would make up a story like that?

After what I’m guessing was only about 10 minutes, they let me go. This was five years before 9/11, so I can only imagine that if I tried this now, it wouldn’t pass. I still don’t have a passport and haven’t left the country since.

Anyway, in my talks with the distributor who was looking after me while I was up there, I mentioned that I’d never been to an NHL game and would love to go. He got us tickets and that was that. The hometown Senators, who were off to their least-disastrous start in their brief team history, fell behind 2-0 against the powerful Red Wings, who would go on to win the first of consecutive Stanley Cups that year. The Senators evened things up with two goals in the third, and after a scoreless overtime, sent the fans home … well, reasonably happy, considering the two teams’ fortunes, prior to that season.

Also, just like at that Twins game in 1986, I got a commemorative cup from the game. Unlike the Kirby Puckett cup, this one has proven to be far more durable, and I still use it today:

It’s got some scratches from the years of use, but that player has always been faceless. Which always struck me as a little weird and creepy.

7. New York Mets at Milwaukee Brewers, August 4, 1999

Score: New York 9, Milwaukee 5

I don’t remember if it was this Gen Con or the one in 1998, but for one of those Milwaukee was absolutely drenched with rain and it shut down the airport. I wasn’t with Decipher any more and was traveling on my own dime, but as it turned out, a lot of the Decipher people were on the same flights that I was, and we all got re-routed to Chicago, whereupon they rented a car and we all drove up to Milwaukee.

I could also swear we stopped at the Wendy’s over the freeway between Chicago and Milwaukee to grab something to eat. Like, it was literally on an overpass over I-94, but I can’t seem to find any photographic evidence on the internet. Did I imagine it?

As for the game itself, what I remember most was my former Decipher co-worker Tom, a Brewers fan, complaining about how the big-money Mets had just acquired Kenny Rogers, who was starting the game, while the small-market Brewers couldn’t afford that kind of help. I knew the Mets won the game, but looking at the box score, I see the Brewers’ starter, someone named Kyle Peterson, gave up 7 runs (6 earned) in three innings. Rogers wasn’t great, giving up 5 in 6 IP, but he had a much better career than Peterson.

8. Miami Dolphins at Minnesota Vikings, December 21, 2002

Score: Minnesota 20, Miami 17

Tom figures into this story. I let him know that I wanted to see a Vikings game, and he arranged for his dad, a season ticket holder, to sell me a pair for this one. I went to Minneapolis, spent the weekend with my friend from college, Aaron, and we saw the game on Saturday. That night, we saw The Two Towers. The previous night, we watched the final-though-it-was-supposed-to-be-first episode of Firefly with Jeff, another college buddy. So yeah, pretty eventful weekend, pop-culture-wise.

As for the game itself, I remember two things. One, I saw Cris Carter play — for the Dolphins. He made the last catch of his career(!) that day … and fumbled it away. That drew a pretty loud cheer from the fans, and I will always say wasn’t just because the other team fumbled but because of who fumbled.

Anyway, in 2002, the Vikings employed still had Gary Anderson to handle short- to medium-length field goals, while punter Kyle Richardson handled kickoffs and well, we just didn’t attempt long field goals. Overall, the 2002 Vikings were 4-10 on kicks from 40-49 yards (3-8 by Anderson and 1-2 by Doug Brien, who I guess was with the team for a while) and just one attempt from 50+.

About that one attempt …

Naturally, Richardson got hurt during the game covering a kickoff. And, with just a few seconds left and the game tied, the Vikings trotted out Gary Anderson to attempt a 51-yard field goal that I don’t think anyone in the building thought he could make. My seats were lined up perfectly with the goal posts. When the kick sailed by, I could see that it had the distance, crossing the vertical yellow lines of the goal posts, but, for about half a second, I had no idea if it was good or wide.

After that half a second, the stadium erupted in cheers and I knew my answer.

9. Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, July 16, 2006

Score: San Diego 4, Arizona 1

Another Comic-Con Padres game, this one taking place in the much more conveniently located downtown Petco Park. Well, the location was convenient, but getting on the train to go back to our hotel that weekend wasn’t. Seriously, 40k baseball fans plus a similar amount of convention-goers, blargh.

I was with Press Pass — or were we still JoyRide Entertainment at the time? — for this game, which we attended after a typically long day at the con. The game itself was unmemorable, though an interesting trivia bit is that Trevor Hoffman pitched in both this and my earlier Padres game, eight years prior. He blew the save in that one but converted successfully here.

What I recall the most was that we sat in the outfield bleachers. Bad seats for watching the game? Maybe. But what it did have was grass instead of cement flooring. After being on my feet for the better part of 12 hours, nothing felt better than taking off my shoes and socks and letting my tired toes enjoy the cool soil. (Unlike everything else in this post, this isn’t my pic)

Petco Bleachers

10. San Francisco Giants at Atlanta Braves, August 31, 2006

Score: San Francisco 8, Atlanta 6

Yet another “convention special,” this one coming on the eve of Dragon*Con in 2006. My Press Pass co-worker Trevor and I went to this one, and I remember trying to convince him that Jeff Francoeur might not be a bad player, despite his poor on-base skills. I wish I had that argument to take back.

Also at the game were a couple of overly beefed-up studs. One was Kevin Sorbo, likely in town for the convention, who was spotted in the crowd and got put up on the big screen. The other I got a pretty good view of from our seats down the left field line:

Barry Bonds

Barry Bonds nonchalanted a fly ball in that game and dropped it for an error, prompting a razzing not dissimilar to that which Cris Carter received four years prior. I could swear I found a video of this exact play online a few years ago, but I can’t seem to find it now. Anyway, enjoy a few more pics (from my old digital camera) from that game, and the BP prior to it:

11. Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers, August 26, 2010

Score: Minnesota 6, Texas 4

Since moving to Maryland two years ago, I still haven’t gotten to see a Nationals or Orioles game, despite living pretty close to both stadiums. I should get around to that someday. It’s also the only game on this list I’ve been to by myself, though I did attend a few minor-league baseball games and one college football game on my own.

Until I do get out to seeing one of the local teams, this is the last game I’ve seen in person, and the only one I went to while living in Texas. Really, that was because the summertime heat was just brutal down there — hell, who am I kidding, it’s too hot in mid-April — and I didn’t fancy sitting in it for three-plus hours watching a baseball game. It looks like it was only around the mid-80s during the game, so I suppose I toughed it out.

I drove to the game, which was a mistake for Dallas on a weeknight evening. I left my apartment at 5:00 and got to my seat just before the first pitch at 7:07. It was a 25-mile drive, most of it on freeways. I also remember that my ticket — a pretty nice seat in the lower deck, first-base side — was only $20 including fees, and I bought it via Yahoo, which I will totally use again the next time I visit a game.

In what was probably one of his last effective starts in a Twins uniform Francisco Liriano threw six shutout innings before giving up a two runs in the seventh. I also remember Jim Thome flailing away helplessly at the Rangers’ left-handed starter, Cliff Lee in his first two at-bats and left-handed reliever Michael Kirkman in his fourth. For his third at-bat, Thome faced righty Alexi Ogando. Thome’s line for the game: 1-4, 1 HR, 3 Ks. I’ll leave it to you to figure out how that went.

Also, this is the only time I saw Joe Mauer play, so there’s that. More pics:

One final stat before I hit “Publish”: The home team is 5-5-1 in the 11 games I’ve been to, and I’m almost afraid to go to another game and break up that perfect balance. At the very least, if you invite me to go see a game with you, at least you don’t have to worry about me being back luck.


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All The Sports I’ve Seen In Person, Part 1

It’s been nearly three years, so time for a new blog post, no? Earlier today, I read someone’s recollection of their favorite Major League Baseball games that they attended, so I decided I’d do the same — only I’d cover every regular season, major league (in any sport) game I’d attended.

Don’t worry, this won’t take forever. (Edit: I’ve broken this up into two pieces because yeah, it’s kinda long, but still not too bad in the grand scheme of things.) I’ve attended 11 such contests, a small enough number that I was able to remember details of all of them (even if I did mess one up, which you’ll see below) and found their box scores on the various Sports-reference sites a few years ago. Rather than trying to order them by favorites, I’ll just go in chronological order:

Box Scores
1. New York Yankees at Minnesota Twins, July 10, 1986

Score: New York 11, Minnesota 1

I was 12 years old and my family was down in the Twin Cities visiting my brother, Chris, in college. I don’t remember much about why we decided to go to see the Twins — maybe I wanted to, maybe it was Chris’s idea. In any case, I wasn’t into baseball and recall being rather bored by the whole affair.

This was especially the case in the 6th inning, when the Yankees drilled the Twins for 9 runs, turning a close game into a laugher. While that nearly put 12-year-old me to sleep, it’s good that it was such a distinctive event that I was able to find the box score nearly 30 years later.

My other memory from the game was that we got some drinks that came in commemorative Kirby Puckett plastic cups. I recall not knowing who he was at the time and having my brother chide me for that. I kept those cups for years afterwards, taking at least one of them off to college with me. It was pretty cheap material, though, and it fell apart sometime in the late ’90s. Kirby’s long-term reputation didn’t fare much better.

2. Utah Jazz at Minnesota Timberwolves, January 11, 1992

Score: Minnesota 101, Utah 96

The Timberwolves were terrible for their first several years — 15-67 this season — while the Jazz were very good over that same time — 55-27 this season — so I went into this game expecting the T’wolves to get smoked. Somehow, they won.

I attended this game in my freshman year of college, as part of a Twin Cities trip (I went to the U of MN-Duluth) with the Scholar’s Club, a group I was a part of throughout my time at UMD. You had to receive a particular type of scholarship (the Marshall and Nellie Alworth Fund) to be a member and while we were a generally high-GPA crowd, I like to think we weren’t total geeks. Some of us even drank alcohol!

Anyway, I didn’t (and still don’t) follow the NBA to any great degree, so I don’t recall anything in particular about the game. One sports-related thing I do remember from this trip was seeing a newspaper headline about how the Minnesota Vikings had hired their new head coach: Dennis Green. Wikipedia says that occurred on January 10, so the timing checks out. Also, remember when we used to get our breaking news from newspapers?

3. Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins, May 21, 1994

Score: Minnesota 1, Boston 0

The night before, the Twins had pummeled the Red Sox, 21-2, so naturally this was a 1-0 shutout. Even writing this up now, I thought that Chuck Knoblauch had doubled in the first and then been driven home by a single, but I see now that it was Dave McCarty who doubled and was driven in by Knoblauch in the fifth. And no, that’s now “old man losing his memory,” I’ve had that recollection of the game for years. I probably will again if I think of this game 10 years from now.

Unlike the 1986 game, by this point, I was actually interested in baseball and wanted to go to the game. My sister and I had driven down from Duluth and were hanging out with some of her friends. And that’s about all I can remember about the entire affair.

4. New York Jets at Minnesota Vikings, November 20, 1994

Score: New York 31, Minnesota 21

There’s a lot to unpack about this game. This was my second Vikings game, having previously seen a preseason game against the Browns in 1991. The only thing I really remember about that one was a rookie wide receiver named Jake Reed having a hell of a game.

Also, this was my second trip to the Metrodome in a year. I know, some people will say “That was two trips too many,” but listen. I’ve been to big-league stadiums 12 times (11 on this list plus that preseason game). They’re all amazing to me, yes, even the Metrodome. If I went to 50 games a year, sure, maybe I’d get tired of it, but this list gives me about a once-per-three-years average, so every such trip is a rapturously joyous occurrence. If someone wanted to take me to the Metrodome tomorrow to see a game, I’d say “yes” without hesitation — and not just because it would necessarily involve time travel.

Anyway … After I got into football in 1989, my mother, Chris, and I had a kind of “betting” we would do for games. No money was involved, but we just picked winners and scoring margins and kept track of how far we were off every season.

There was one game where the Jets were heavy underdogs to the Oilers but I — probably not knowing much at the time — boldly predicted “Jets by 5,” which was weird not only for picking the underdog (PFR lists Houston as 8.5-point favorites) but by picking such a weird margin of victory. Needless to say, I got some teasing about that pick before the game.

Here’s what happened.

Thanks to that, I became a Jets fan for several years thereafter, collecting various bits of Jets merchandise, such as glasses, hats, a bed rest pillow, and a sweatshirt — which I was wearing one Christmas morning at my parents’ house when my sister and her husband presented me with their gift: another Jets sweatshirt. The older one fell apart years ago, the glasses broke, the hats wore out, and I through out the pillow, but I still have the gift sweatshirt, which has held up surprisingly well after 20+ years:


Shortly after that 1990 game, with my Jets fandom in full swing, my mother promised that if the Jets ever played in Minnesota, she’d take me to the game. I never let her forget that, and in 1994, the prophecy was fulfilled. Conveniently enough, my other brother, David, was also getting married that weekend, so the family did the wedding on Saturday and the game on Sunday. As a bit of a rebellious act, I even wore my Jets sweatshirt (the old one) and I think I had a drink cup thrown at me. Or it was just dropped and bumped me. It wasn’t full, so I think they were just tossing trash, but whatever.

The score might look relatively close, but it never felt that way. The Vikings started that season 7-2 and dropped the previous game to New England to go to 7-3. The Jets were only 5-5 and the Vikings were favored by 7, but they never seemed to put it all together. It’s only just now, as I write this, occurring to me that the quarterback for Houston in the game that started my Jets fandom was the same quarterback for the Vikings that day: Warren Moon. He was 2-3 in his career against the Jets, with two of those three losses being memorable for me.

Also, the Jets capped their scoring for the day with a touchdown pass to Art Monk. Later, I’d see another wide receiver best known for his time with one franchise playing for another.

5. San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres, July 5, 1996

Score: San Diego 7, San Francisco 6

During my first year with Decipher, our sales guy (Brian was his name, I think) and I took this trip up to Jack Murphy Stadium but we were still making our way to our seats during the offensive fireworks of the first inning, where the Padres scored four runs. They tacked on a couple more, but the Giants pecked away at the lead before tying it in the ninth. It had been a long day and Brian didn’t want to stay all night through extra innings, so we left before the Padres secured the win in the 11th.

When I was looking for these box scored a few years back, I remembered that this game was a 7-6 Padres win, so I bookmarked this game. It wasn’t for a while later that I realized two things were wrong. First, that game was in San Francisco. Second, I remembered talking with Brian before the game about what a shame it was that Tony Gwynn was out with an injury. Gwynn played in this game but not in the “right” one.

One other thing I remember from this game: I saw Rob Deer pinch hit and strike out. Nothing more to say about that except, well, that was the expected result.

The other story from this game, and from the convention in general, was how, in mid-1996, Decipher was practically printing money with its Star Wars CCG cards (and still had a lot of money from the Star Trek CCG). There were some limits, though, as to how much the company was willing to spend, and apparently Brian exceeded that. As the story goes, he overnighted a bunch of cases of product to the convention, anticipating huge sales because San Diego! We sold two cases and, as I heard it, our CEO had a rather animated discussion with him when we got back to Norfolk.


Is that a long enough read for now? It probably is. It’s also pretty much the halfway point, with #4 being long enough for about two entries, so I’ll continue this tomorrow.

Update: Here’s Part 2!


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Digging Up My (Extensive) Family Tree — And How You Can, Too

About three years ago, I was browsing random things on the Internet — no, really! — when I came across an online copy of the Hansen Family Tree. My parents had owned a physical copy, and I always found it fascinating to see how it gave me a glimpse into my ancestors, going back six generations to Michael Hansen, who was born in 1784.

The Hansen Tree was compiled in 1954 by a priest who must have done months, if not years, of painstaking research through documents, personal interviews, and not one single Google search. If he could put that much together without the benefits of modern technology, I wondered, how much could I find out with the entire internet at my fingertips?

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How Many Presidents Are Alive?

This has nothing to do with video games. It’s just a little thing I started on late last year and thought today — President’s Day — would be a good day to finally finish it up. Feel free to move on if you don’t like some very trivial trivia.

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Why Joystiq/Massively Was Shut Down

Well, obviously because it didn’t make enough money.

So why didn’t it make enough money? Traffic was good, up 40% year-to-year, as Brianna Royce reported. But all the page views in the world don’t matter if you’re not making money off of them, and that was probably the issue – and it’s not one unique to the Joystiq network.

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Reading a forum thread talking about DayZ hate — not a thread of DayZ hate but people talking about why people hate on DayZ. The OP admitted that the game had its issues, but he’s had a lot of fun in it, and people should know that it’s an alpha/early access game and that, to put it mildly, shit’s gonna be broken. But a lot has improved, and there’s a lot more to come, so what’s the big deal? Why all the hate?

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100 Levels Of Captain On The Wall…

When I got to the first level cap on my main in The Lord of the Rings Online, 50, I went back through my quest log and counted every quest I’d done, just to see what it added up to. I think the result was 620 — something in that vicinity, in any case.

I just hit the newest cap, 100, a few days ago, and decided to do it again. If the first 50 levels took 620 quests, how many do you think it took to get the next 50?

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